Austin O'MalleyThinkers

35 (age) is an age after which a man begins to have thoughts about women, before that age he has feelings.

Baldness is not so bad. Better a bald head than none at all.

A Book is very like a money-changer: It pays you back in another form what you bring to it.

A Book reviewer is a barker before the door of a publisher's circus.

A Dyspeptic is a man that can eat his cake and have it too.

Envy is a gun with a faulty breech-lock which flares back and burns the gunner.

Exclusiveness is a characteristic of recent riches, high society, and the skunk.

The Fact is the carpet-tack under the pneumatic tires of theory.

A Gentleman is one who never heard a story before.

Gift is a synonym of trade.