Bill WattersonThinkers

Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.

Fermi's Paradox is easily solved — the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Hiccup is incurrable — hiccup cures were only invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.

Parenting is wanting to hug and strangle your kid at the same time.

Time is short. There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want.