Carroll O'ConnorThinkers

A Judge is one who, despite having spent half his life in school and years climbing the bench, doesn't even decide if the guy brought before him is guilty or not -- that's left to five salesmen, three plumbers, two bank tellers and a dingbat.

A Jury is five salesmen, three plumbers, two bank tellers and a dingbat who, instead of the judge who spent half his life in school and years climbing the bench, decide if the guy is guilty or not .

Revenge is the perfect way to get even.