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is a fake issue --- if they really wanted to prevent it, they'd make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control; not the exact opposite.

If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite. Chris Rock

is not primarily sexual. In fact, emotional affairs are the only real affairs.

Emotional affairs, those are the only real affairs... those are the real ones. Chris Rock

is the only place where people go hunting on a full stomach.

America is the only place where people go hunting on a full stomach. Chris Rock

is always a potential, for men are only as faithful as their options.

Men are only as faithful as their options. Chris Rock

Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy. Chris Rock

is a genre that doesn't need critics. No one needs a critic to tell one people aren't laughing.

You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing. Chris Rock

You can't fake comedy - it's not like a movie, where a director can just cast a pretty face. Chris Rock

is tasked with making something bigger than it is.

When people try to read between the lines - critics, they have a job. Their job is to make something bigger than it is. Chris Rock

is relative for men. In the end a man is only as faithful as his options.

A man is only as faithful as his options. Chris Rock

is an incredible medium in that it allows us to feel empathy for people that are very different than us and worlds completely foreign from our own.

Film is this incredible medium that allows us to feel empathy for people that are very different than us and worlds completely foreign from our own. Chris Milk

is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself. Chris Rock

is not possible. One could be married and bored or single and lonely - ain't no happiness nowhere.

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere. Chris Rock

is not limited to the physical. In fact, emotional affairs are the only real affairs.

is no worse than its opposite. One can be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

is the only thing there is, and everything else is debatable.

There's math, and everything else is debatable! Chris Rock

is a matter of keeping your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole.

If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game. Chris Rock

is a bad faith position. If they really wanted to prevent abortions, they'd make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite.

is never wise. You cannot win in a fight against women, because men have a need to make sense.

You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense Chris Rock

is to be accepted on account that gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else. Chris Rock

is so curated these days that when you meet somebody for the first time, you're not meeting them, you're meeting their representative.

Relationships, easy to get into, hard to maintain. Why are they so hard to maintain' Because it's hard to keep up the lie! 'Cause you can't get nobody being you. You got to lie to get somebody. You can't get nobody looking like you look, acting like you act, sounding like you sound. When you meet somebody for the first time, you're not meeting them. You're meeting their representative! Chris Rock

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