Emo PhilipsThinkers

Ambiguity is the devil's volleyball.

The Bee is the natural enemy of a tightrope walker.

Cuban (language) is like Spanish but with fewer words for luxury goods.

Russia is a combination of incompetence and evil - sort of like the Post Office with tanks.

The Scotsman is a very tough sort. They have drive-by head-buttings. A sweatband is considered a silencer.