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The 20s (age) is all about taking it in; eating it, drinking it, and spitting out the seeds later.

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Advertising is a world in which there’s no such thing as a lie, there’s only expedient exaggeration.

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Advertising is what has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate, so we can buy shit we don’t need.

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Alcohol is good for bonding — Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated.

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Alimony is excellent for women; you lose a husband, you get a car.

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The Army is some guy you don’t know telling you to go whack some other guy you don’t know.