The Aqua pontica (n.) is the alchemists' sea-water, which acted like baptismal water, washing the impure body and plunging it into death and the grave so it might rise renewed — "that saving flood is both your sepulchre and your mother."
Aquafina (n.) is a minute of thirst answered by a bottle that outlives the drinker.
Aquafina (n.) gets bought by people who walked past a working water fountain to reach it.
Bath water (n.) question — clockwise or counter-clockwise down the drain? — is a trap for the student who stops to remember: "Don't think! Act!"
Bottled water (n.) is tap water with a logo and a mark-up.
Bottled water (n.) sold people a fear of their own tap and then charged them for the cure.
Bottled water (n.) is a scam — ever try spelling Evian backwards?
Bottled water (n.) is a ruse. If you’re spending $4 for a bottle of “smart water”, its not working
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