A Harbor is a place where ships taking shelter from storms are exposed to the fury of Customs.

A Harbor is a location for transients who imbibe in heavy drink and prostitution – indistinguishable from Congress.

A Porch is a room with one wall.

A Porch is a must for a house — a home without a porch is just a house.

A Porch is a less pretentious patio.

A Porch is a front deck