Anonymity is suspect — credible people sign their work.

Anonymity is cowardly — an anonymous pen is a coward's weapon, which stabs in the dark.

Anonymity is a shield from the tyranny of the majority.

Anonymity is often a ruse. An anonymous gift is a donation by someone who hopes everyone will find out without his telling them.

A Battery is, much like breasts, an object that gets smaller the more A's it has.

A Battery is essentially canned electricity.

The Battery is the most dramatic object because while other things break, batteries die.

The Candle is a thing upon which beams of the huge night converge.

A Candle is a little pet fire.

The Candle is that which, when lit, time melts away.

A Candle lives on its own substance and dies when it devours itself.

A Coupon is the small bait fish that a seller loses to catch a larger one

A Coupon is like a relationship. You generally keep them long past their expiration date.

A Coupon is a cheat code for shopping