A Calendar's days are numbered.

A Calendar is a device that ensures that your days are numbered.

A Calendar is not a thing that actually tells you what day it is. It just gives you a list of options to choose from.

A Calendar is a method of reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.

Custom is a tyrant.

Custom is king over all.

Custom is powerful — there is no way to erase the unwritten law.

Custom is the plague of wise men, and the idol of fools

Electricity is just Thomas Edison sauce

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Electricity is responsible for having made the world of matter a great nerve, vibrating thousands of miles in a breathless point of time.

Electricity is that invention before which getting coal from Santa wouldn’t have been that bad.

Etiquette is there for people with no breeding, just as fashion exists for women with no taste.

Etiquette is important — Bad table manners have broken up more households than infidelity.

Etiquette is, at the same time, a means of approaching people and of staying clear of them.

Etiquette is knowing how to yawn with your mouth closed.