An Argument is not won by being argumentative — A fire is not extinguished by fire.

Argument is like an arrow from a cross-bow, which has equal force though shot by a child.

Argument is like an arrow from a cross-bow, which has great force though shot by a child.

The Argument is a detestible thing — They are always vulgar, and often convincing.

A Child is a curly dimpled lunatic.

The Child is the tomorrow of society.

A Child is just an expensive orgasm.

A Child is just a sex souvenir.

Childhood is to be nurtured — Nature wishes children to be children before they are men.

Childhood is not supposed to be happy — The happy childhood is hardly worth your while.

Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath.

Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.

A Clock is a map for the fourth dimension.

A Clock is a device that always records the time of its death.

A Clock is a metronome ticking at 60bpm

The Clock's perfection is not to go fast, but to be accurate.