A Battery is, much like breasts, an object that gets smaller the more A's it has.

A Battery is essentially canned electricity.

The Battery is the most dramatic object because while other things break, batteries die.

A Calendar's days are numbered.

A Calendar is a device that ensures that your days are numbered.

A Calendar is not a thing that actually tells you what day it is. It just gives you a list of options to choose from.

A Calendar is a method of reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.

Debt is about the only thing you can acquire without money.

Debt is terrible — a man in debt is caught in a net

Debt is worse than poverty — he that gets out of debt, grows rich.

Debt is not advisable. A debtor must often lie.

The Dishwasher is just another cabinet.

The Dishwasher is adult Tetris.

A Dishwasher is a real life application of Tetris.