A Contract is a deceptive document — The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.
A Contract is worthless if not written — a verbal contract is not worth the paper it's printed on.
A Contract is a document written by lawyers for lawyers in order to make people immediately realise that they cannot do without lawyers.
A Forecast is to predict that an event will happen, if it does, by basing calculations on events that have already happened, if they did. (One may forecast and be right, wrong, or neither. It depends.)
A Guide is a person slightly less lost than you, who is paid to decide what to do next.
Instructions is an informative booklet written for those who don't understand modem technology, generally by those who don't understand English.
Instructions is all that stands between us and an ability to use our latest imported electronic gadget.
12 concepts in this pillow book.