An Acorn is a nut with hat

An Acorn is a tree's way back into the ground.

An Acorn is just a .zip file for an oak tree.

An Acorn is a nut that wears a beret.

Conspiracy is the plural of conscience.

A Conspiracy is an intricate plot that, when described by its victim, generally results in confinement to a padded cell, but when fabricated by authors or film directors, usually earns them a new hacienda in the hills.

Conspiracy is almost never for the good. Only lovers conspire without entering into a conspiracy.

Conspiracy is rare. Before looking for it, one should always assume incompetence.