Delay is painful — Every delay, however trifling, seems too long to a man in haste.

Delay is unwise — Heaven never helps the men who will not act.

Delay is unwise — Delays have dangerous ends.

Delay is a certain breeder of anger. To protract a great design is often to ruin it.

A Handshake is generally done with one's masturbation hand.

The Handshake is the first weapon of self-defence for any man, but one that had better not be his last.

A Handshake is a suspicious thing. Experience teaches that the man who looks one straight in the eye, particularly if he adds a firm handshake, is hiding something.

A Handshake is just a boneless High-Five.

A Joke is like sex… it ain't any good if you don't get it

A Joke is born when the punchline becomes apparent

The Joke is the cayenne of conversation.

The Joke is always a tiny revelation.