A Battery is, much like breasts, an object that gets smaller the more A's it has.

A Battery is essentially canned electricity.

The Battery is the most dramatic object because while other things break, batteries die.

A Car is a land boat

The Car is not able to be said to completely replace the horse until there are bronze statues of generals behind a steering wheel.

The Car is a device that has turned recreation into wreck-creation.

The Car is a device less in need of fourwheel drive as a foresighted driver.

Energy is eternal delight.

Energy is a waste of the initial divinity that is at the origin of creation and is constantly dissipating.

Energy is the driving power of the nation.

Energy is the ability of a system to destroy work.