A Book is humanity in print.

The Book is a uniquely portable magic.

A Book is the corpse of an idea.

A Book is a load of crap.

Boredom is only for the boring.

Boredom is the antonym of solitude.

Boredom is rage spread thin.

Boredom is the failure of imagination.

Drive is the psychic representative of an instinct.

A Drive is the tyrant within us. Drives are the natural, sensual, or mental instincts which collaborate to produce thought.

A Drive is a force which is linguistic (or logical) rather than biological in nature.

A Lecture is a process by which a professor's notes are passed to his students without necessarily passing through the brains of either.

A Lecture makes you feel numb on one end and dumb on the other.

The Lecture is dreadfully boring and good for only one thing - to give a certain education to the persons who write the lectures.

A Lecture is an occasion when you numb one end to benefit the other