Coffee is a cup of "Get shit done"

Coffee is a liquid cigarette.

Coffee is but a noxious berry, born to keep used-up folks awake.

Coffee is the drug of the intellectual.

A Key is a very specialized lockpick.

A Key is just a metal password.

The Key is an object with a special knack for tricking you into thinking it does not belong to the right lock.

The Meal is best long — Long meals, like short prayers, are much beloved.

A Meal is never good where hunger is absent — A good meal ought to begin with hunger.

A Meal is like a day without sun if taken without wine.