A Calendar's days are numbered.

A Calendar is a device that ensures that your days are numbered.

A Calendar is not a thing that actually tells you what day it is. It just gives you a list of options to choose from.

A Calendar is a method of reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.

Familiarity is dulling — A thing too much seen is not held dear.

Familiarity is incompatible with esteem — A prophet is not without honor, save in his own countty, and in his own house.

Familiarity is apt to render silence congenial.

Familiarity is a destroyer of beauty — Beauty is all very well at first sight. but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

A Flashlight is a sun stick

The Flashlight is a device that should be required to have a glow-in-the-dark band around it so it can be located in the dark.

A Flashlight is technically a ray gun.

A Flashlight is actually just a 1-bit computer.