Accident is a nonsense term — in a world without purposes the word 'accident' carries no meaning.

The Accident is always better when it happens to others — each one that happens to others is one you avoided.

The Accident mostly happens accidentally.

Accident is a condition where presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.

A Contradiction is two lies disputing the roadway.

A Contradiction is a head-on collision in which two trains of thought telescope each other.

Contradiction is ever equally mysterious to wise folks as to fools.

Contradiction is a method by which we can avoid conforming to our own taste.