Confession is therapeutic — a problem shared is a problem halved

Confession is wise — A fault confessed is half redressed.

Confession is as healing medicine to him who has erred.

Confession is unwise — Confess your sins to the Lord, and you will be forgiven; confess them to men, and you will be laughed at.

Laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors

Laughter is the sound you always hear when you chase your hat down the street.

Laughter is the solace of the sad.

Laughter is nature's rest-cure for tired nerves.

A Parachute is the most suspicious thing you can bring onto an airplane.

A Parachute is a device that makes it possible to walk back from an airplane ride

A Parachute is not needed to skydive unless you want to skydive twice.

Parachute is the one purchase where keeping the receipt in case the product’s faulty is probably unnecessary.

A Scream is sometimes better than a thesis

A Scream is the first human statement.

The Scream has no accent.

The Scream doesn't have an accent.