jehovah's witness, n.All

The Jehovah's Witness is an adherent to an organization of religious zealots, called Witnesses because they wear suits, swear on the Bible, and will answer any stupid question put to them.

A Jehovah's Witness is section 8 Scientology

Why do Jehovah's witnesses hate Halloween?They don't like people knocking on their door

The Jehovah's Witness is a person with very strong feet.