actress

collective noun

is not a lady, and when she is, she is not an actress.

An actress is not a lady; at least. when. she is. she is not an actress.

is only capable of becoming a success if she has the face of a Venus, the brains of a Minerva, the grace of Terpsichore, the memory of a Macaulay, the figure of Juno, and the hide of a rhinoceros.

For an actress to be a success, she must have the face of a Venus, the brains of a Minerva, the grace of Terpsichore, the memory of a Macaulay, the figure of Juno, and the hide of a rhinoceros.

is someone with no ability who sits around waiting to go on alimony.

An actress is someone with no ability who sits around waiting to go on alimony.

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