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When my parents told me there was no Santa Claus I was furious. I ran out of the house, slammed the front door, got in my car and drove back to be with my wife and kids.
When my parents told me there was no Santa Claus I was furious. I ran out of the house, slammed the front door, got in my car and drove back to be with my wife and kids.
How come Chinese kids don't believe in Santa Claus?Because they're the ones that make the toys.
Now that I've grown older, I don't believe in that Santa, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny rubbish anymore, thanks to Jesus.