BMW, n.All

Why do blondes drive BMWs?Because they can spell it.

A BMW is like a high class hooker a great ride but a hefty fee

A BMW is like having a super hot girl friend with a horrible personality. Fun to look at, not to deal with

BMW used prisoners from concentration camps (almost 50%) like Dachau to build their cars and plane engines during the second world war.

A BMW is like paying to have a hot girlfriend that beats you.

A BMW is like having a very expensive spoiled child

A BMW is so expensive to maintain it's like having a stripper girlfriend.

BMW pioneered the jet engine with test flights in the early 1940s.

BMW is like a giant estonian inside joke

A BMW is like a riding lawnmower in comparison to a Model 3.

A BMW is like a hot date...Mercedes is something you want to marry.