brexit, n.All

Brexit is basically the Wall for Brits. In every sense.

Brexit is an example of how anti-immigration populism can suddenly punch through from the margins of politics into the mainstream, threatening the economic interests that cosmopolitan elites care about.

Brexit is not at all an anti-elitist movement. It is essentially a Conservative Party policy supported by Conservative voters and some others. That's the reality.

Brexit is like the UK got drunk and accidentally unfriended Europe on Facebook.

Brexit is sure to make make prices go up in Britain, so it will cost them twice as much to not go to the dentist.

Brexit is basically a lot of fuckwits voting to impose trade sanctions on their own country.

Brexit is the opening of the ark in Raiders of the Lost Ark. It destroys everything.

Brexit is basically the story of a man who asks for the removal of a tattoo on his calf, then realises that the only option on offer is amputation of the whole leg. Right now, Johnson is standing by with the saw, while his pet bulldog sits begging for the scraps.