c, n.All

Why is “R” only a pirate’s second favorite letter?Because their first love is the C

C is a letter that is soft in 'flaccid' but hard in 'erect'.

Why don't they spell dark with a "c" instead of a 'k'?Because you can't c in dark

C is a redundant letter. It's two pronunciations can be accomplished just fine with k and s.

C is a letter you can sail on.