Accelerate

Keep You Awake

caffeine

coffee

dad joke

decaffeinated coffee

oxymoron

trivia

insomnia

melatonin

doctor

plan

exhaustion

procrastination

There's a word for that

coffee shop

wasting money

pooping

needing to poop

is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz: It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal™: For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me. Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks: Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over. Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life: And I will dwell in the House of Mochas forever.

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz: It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal™: For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me. Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks: Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over. Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life: And I will dwell in the House of Mochas forever.

is a stimulant, yet coffee shops are stereotypically calm and quiet.

Alcohol is a depressant, yet bars are stereotypically loud and boisterous. Caffeine is a stimulant, yet coffee shops are stereotypically calm and quiet.

is a drug, which makes Starbucks the biggest drug dealer in the world

Caffeine is a drug, which makes Starbucks the biggest drug dealer in the world

is an acceptable drug that mimics low-grade cocaine

Caffeine is an acceptable drug that mimics low-grade cocaine

is the only substance people are proud to be addicted to.

Caffeine is the only substance people are proud to be addicted to.

is the world’s most socially accepted drug.

Caffeine is the world’s most socially accepted drug.

If alcohol is liquid courage, is caffeine liquid anxiety?

caffeine, n.All

caffeine