cat (language), n.All

Cat (language) is a highly variable language privileging diphthongs, rising inflection, sibilants, and initial labials along with very mobile facial and fecal expressions.

Cat (language) is the endless repetition of the phrase "Now! Now!"

Cat (language) is Dog spoken while chasing a piece of string.

Cat (language) is a language spoken while begging for food, destroying the furniture, and puking on the carpet, all while high on catnip.