grand canyon, n.All

The Grand Canyon is carven deep by the master hand; it is the gulf of silence, widened in the desert; it is all time inscribing the naked rock; it is the book of earth.

the Grand Canyon can hold around 900 trillion footballs

The Grand Canyon is a marvellous place to drop one's mother-in-law.

What do you hear when you drop an omelet in the Grand Canyon?Egg-o, egg-o, egg-o

Grand Canyon is the hole of fame.

The Grand Canyon is yawning hole which can hardly be blamed, as anyone would yawn like that if they saw as many tourists as it sees.