Henri Matisse, n.All

Henri Matisse is a painter who, when he paints green, it doesn't mean grass; when he paints blue, it doesn't mean sky.

Henri Matisse is one who painted by simply trying to put down colors which rendered his sensation.

John Lennon stubbed a cigarette out on a Henri Matisse painting while drunk at the Playboy Mansion, causing the painting to increase in value from its $15m price

Henri Matisse is without parallel. One might say, All things considered, there only Matisse.

Henri Matisse is an artist whose goitrous, torpid and squinting husks that are his sculptures are worthless except as tactful decorations for a mental home.

Henri Matisse is a painter who, once his canvases began to fetch high prices, was condemned to a future of nothing but Masterpieces.

Henri Matisse is a painter who does not paint things. He only only paints the difference between things.

Henri Matisse is the nastiest smear of paint one has seen.