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is an organization that uses the same special nets as sardine fisherman; they allow big fish to swim and catch all the little ones.

is an organization that's got what it takes to take what you got.

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

is the world's most successful mail-order business.

is a government agency which serves the people by extorting hundreds of billions of dollars from them annually under threat of force.

is an agency modeled after the revenue-raising concepts of the 19th-century economist, Jesse James.

IRS: an agency modeled after the revenue-raising concepts of the 19th-century economist, Jesse James.

is always breaking the law insofar as they are always sending threatening letters through the mail.

It's against the law to send threatening letters through the mai ls, except when the Internal Revenue Service does it.

is an insititution that people generally try to cooperate fully with, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.

We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.