John Keats

famous last word

is a poet who, after reading, makes all other poetry seem for a while to be only whistling or humming.

For awhile after you quit Keats all other poetry seems to be only whistling or humming. F. Scott Fitzgerald

is one of the noblest specimens of the workmanship of God.

One of the noblest specimens of the workmanship of, God.

is a driveling idiot who wrote piss-a-bed poetry.

Here are Johnny Keats' piss-a-bed poetry, and three novels by God knows whom… No more Keats, I entreat: flay him alive; if some of you don't I must skin him myself: there is no bearing the drivelling idiotism of the Mankin.

John Keats, n.All

John Keats