louvre, n.All

The Louvre is a good book to consult, but it must only be an intermediary.

What did the art theif say when caught robbing the Louvre because his getaway van ran out of gas?“I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the van Gogh. But I had to try stealing the paintings and making my getaway because I had nothing Toulouse!”

The Louvre is the book in which we learn to read.

The Louvre has so much art if if spent 30 seconds observing each piece, it would take you over a month, looking 24/7

Louvre is a morgue; you go there to identify your friends.