mafia, n.All

What do the Mafia and a vagina have in common?One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit

Roughly 70% of businesses in Sicily still pay protection money to the Sicilian Mafia.

The Mafia is a thriving but officially nonexistent network of family-run businesses specializing in vice, extortion, thuggery, racketeering, union manipulation and garbage removal.

Mafia is the only company in America that does business without lawyers.

The Mafia is a group that at least has this going for them: they don't pretend to be good (idealistic).

In Italy, the mafia turns over seven percent of the country’s GDP