pepsi, n.All

Pepsi is flat Coke.

A Coca-Cola employee was fired because he was drinking Pepsi on the job in 2003

Pepsi was once the 6th largest military power in the world for a short time when the Soviet Union traded the company 17 submarines, a cruiser, a frigate, and a destroyer for Pepsi to be sold in the Soviet Union

Pepsi is just Sprite that's allowed to say the n-word

Pepsi is off-brand coke

Nobody ever asks how Coca-Cola is doingIt's always, "Is Pepsi okay?"