spain, n.All

Spain is a wonderful country where there are only three things too many: fleas, bedbugs and Spaniards.

Spain is a country that can be saved only by a series of earthquakes.

Spain is where all evil comes from; all good from the north.

Spain is the only country where death is the national spectacle.

Spain is a country for which tourism accounts for the largest source of income.

Spain is a whale stranded upon the seashore of Europe.