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Swedish (language) is actually the same language as Norwegian and Danish. It's just that the Norwegians can't spell it, and the Danes can't pronounce it.
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I speak Swedish with an Ikea accent
Definition.com
Swedish (language) is the language of Inscrutable Nordics who decided to make their language even more inscrutable than before.
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