Talmud, n.All

The Talmud is just a group of old men arguing over how to Interpret the Tanakh.

The Talmud is a collection of legal cases concerning a compilation of laws, with argument and examples.

The Talmud is a proto-reddit thread.

The Talmud is like a vast ocean

The Talmud is a Torah messageboard forum that keeps going wildly off-topic.

The Talmud is a book built around the idea that what God says is dumb and contradictory and that it must somehow be reconciled through milenia of argumentation.

The Talmud is a centuries-long chatlog where geniuses puzzled out difficult questions.

The Talmud is a pain to disagreement.