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is the only state in the union where there are more men in high heels than women.

Texas is the only state in the Union where there are more men in high heels than women.

is a place where they barbecue everything but ice cream.

Texas is a place where they barbecue everything but ice cream.

is not a shameful place to be from. The only shame is having to go back.

There's no shame in being from Texas. The only shame is having to go back.

is the place where there are the most cows and the least milk and the most rivers and the least water in them, and.where you can look the furthest and see the least

is a place where most people think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.

Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.

is an awful place. If you owned Texas and Hell, you'd be wise to rent out Texas and live in Hell.

If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell.

is the obsession, the proper study, and the passionate possession of all Texans.

Rich, poor, Panhandle, Gulf, city, country, Texas is the obsession, the proper study, and the passionate possession of all Texans.

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