Batman

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is an excellent way to teach kids that rich people are above the law.

Batman is an excellent way to teach kids that rich people are above the law.

is a jerk who has his sidekicks wear bright noticeable colors while he wears stealthy black

Batman has his sidekicks wear bright noticeable colors while he wears stealthy black

is a tale of how the rich can exercise their own form of justice, while themselves remaining above the law with the help of high level connections in the police force.

Batman is a tale of how the rich can exercise their own form of justice, while themselves remaining above the law with the help of high level connections in the police force.

is given to only fighting crime at night because otherwise he would have weird and obvious tan lines.

Batman only fights crime at night because otherwise he would have weird and obvious tan lines.

is a guy who still lives at home in his parent's basement

Batman still lives at home in his parents basement

is pretty perverse. He who won't kill you. He prefers to put you in a wheelchair for the rest of your life

Batman wont kill you, he prefers to put you in a wheelchair for the rest of your life

is an Eccentric Billionare Whose Hobby is Beating Up the Mentally Ill.

is like marijuana; saved countless people, never kills anyone, and yet still is always being hunted and persecuted by the police.

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