homosexual

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is in the fruit section of the family tree.

In my family tree, my gay cousin is in the fruit section.

is a man to whom men are the opposite sex.

Homosexuals are men to whom men are the opposite sex.

A homosexual is a man who believes in vice versa.

is guilty of the same offenses committed by heterosexuals, except for the population explosion.

Homosexuals have been guilty of the same offenses committed by heterosexuals, except for the population explosion.

is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman.

A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman.

is nature's attempt to get rid of soft boys by sterilizing them.

is usually well dressed because of all that time they've spent in the closet.