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is where a person is willing to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.

Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.

A lawsuit is the suicide of time. Thomas A. Edison

is almost always an insult to the intelligence of both plaintiff and defendant.

Nearly every lawsuit is an insult to the intelligence of both plaintiff and defendant.

 consumes time and money, and rest, and friends.

Lawsuits consume time and money, and rest, and friends.

is a contest generally won by the party that can afford to reimburse the lawyers on both sides of the dispute

is a suit that wears out sooner at the pockets than anywhere else

Another suit that wears out sooner at the pockets than anywhere else is a lawsuit.

is getting to be so costly as to make honesty the best policy.

Lawsuits are getting to be so costly as to make honesty the best policy.

is a contest generally won by the party that can afford to reimburse the lawyers on both sides of the dispute.

The attempted conversion of a personal grievance into a personal fortune; a contest generally won by the party that can afford to reimburse the lawyers on both sides of the dispute.

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