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is a mighty somnambulist of a vanished dream.

a mighty somnambulist of a vanished dream.

is that synthesis of monster and the Superman.

that synthesis of monster and the Superman.

is a man who affords us an example of the danger of elevating one's self to the absolute, and sacrificing everything to the carrying out of an idea.

Napoleon affords us an example of the danger of elevating one's self to the absolute, and sacrificing everything to the carrying out of an idea.

is a man who, for the sake of a good name, broke half the world in pieces.

Napoleon for the sake of a good name broke in pieces half the world.

is a dangerous man in a free country, possessed of the makings of a tyrant.

Napoleon is a dangerous man in a free country. He seems to me to have the makings of a tyrant, and I believe that were he to be king he would be fully capable of playing such a part, and his name would become an object of detestation to posterity and every right-minded patriot.

is a torrent which as yet we are unable to stem. Moscow will be the sponge that will suck him dry.

Napoleon is a torrent which as yet we are unable to stem. Moscow will be the sponge that will suck him dry.

is a cold-blooded, calculating, unprincipled usurper, without a virtue; no statesman, knowing nothing of commerce, political economy, or civil government, and supplying ignorance by bold presumption.

A cold-blooded, calculating, unprincipled usurper, without a virtue; no statesman, knowing nothing of commerce, political economy, or civil government, and supplying ignorance by bold presumption.

is an infernal creature, the curse of all the human race, who becomes every day more and more abominable.

That infernal creature who is the curse of all the human race becomes every day more and more abominable.

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