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is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. Winston Churchill

is a very large country, a very old country, a very disagreeable country inhabited by immense numbers of ignorant people largely possessed of lethal weapons and in a state of extreme disorder. Also Russia is a long way off.

Nobody wants to intervene in Russian affairs. Russia is a very large country, a very old country, a very disagreeable country inhabited by immense numbers of ignorant people largely possessed of lethal weapons and in a state of extreme disorder. Also Russia is a long way off. Winston Churchill

is a place where a man is called reactionary if he objects to having his property stolen and his wife and children murdered.

In Russia a man is called reactionary if he objects to having his property stolen and his wife and children murdered. Winston Churchill

Don't you forget what's divine in the Russian soul and that's resignation. Joseph Conrad

is miles of cornfields and ballet in the evening.

Russia is miles of cornfields, and ballet in the evening.

is a country that had only two TV channels during the communist era. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you, 'Tum back immediately to Channel One.'.

In Russia, we had only two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you, 'Tum back immediately to Channel One.'

is a combination of incompetence and evil - sort of like the Post Office with tanks.

The way I understand it, the Russians are a sort of combination of incompetence and evil - sort of like the Post Office with tanks.

is a country where nobody sits up all night to see how the elections come out.

Russia is just about the only country in the world where nobody sits up all night to see how the elections come out.

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