stockbroker

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is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone.

A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone. Woody Allen

My uncle is a stock broker. That's a bloodsucker in an ivy league suit.

is a man who is smart enough to tell you what stocks to buy, and too smart to buy them himself.

STOCKBROKER A stockbroker is a man who is smart enough to tell you what stocks to buy, and too smart to buy them himself.

is always ready to back his judgment with your last dollar.

A stockbroker is always ready to back his judgment with your last dollar.

is one who advises someone what to do with money they wouldn't have if they had followed his advice.

A stockbroker advises you what to do with money you wouldn't have if you had followed his advice.

is one who spends his time planning how others should spend their money.

A stockbroker spends his time planning how others should spend their money.

is the bookie to the speculating class; a friendly persuader who, if he listened to his own advice, would now be lounging on skid row.

Bookie to the speculating class; a friendly persuader who, if he listened to his own advice, would now be lounging on skid row.

is a man who can take a bankroll and run it into a shoestring.