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is giving someone a small sum of money because you are afraid they wouldn't like not being paid for something you haven't asked them to do.

a small sum of money you give to someone because you are afraid he wouldn't like not being paid for something you haven't asked him to do.

is a custom that shortchanges serves, inconveniences customers, and makes the dining experience worse for everyone.

“tipping is a custom we’d be better off without,” because it “shortchanges serves, inconveniences customers, and makes the dining experience worse for everyone.”

is an odd thing. The rich man gives small tips because he doesn't want anyone to know he's rich, while the poor man gives big tips because he doesn't want anyone to know he's poor.

THE rich man gives small tips because he doesn't want anyone to know he's rich, while the poor man gives big tips because he doesn't want anyone to know he's poor.

is a custom that leaves an employee's financial stability solely dependent on the whims and goodwill of wealthy people.

is a restaurant owner's way of saying "Hey! Here's a great idea: Why don't you start paying my employees salaries!"

is a tax on decent people that subsidizes restaurant owners and asshole customers.

is a way to evade discrimination legislation

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