McDonald's

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is a place where “breakfast for under a dollar” actually costs much more than that. You have to factor in the cost of coronary bypass surgery.

is the official restaurant of the Olympics. This is akin to smoking being the official medicine of cancer.

McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer.

is able to satisfy your craving, not your hunger.

Eating McDonald’s will satisfy your craving not your hunger.

is a meal that, for a kid is a victory; for an adult, it's a defeat.

Every time you have McDonalds as a kid, it's a victory. Every time you have McDonald's as an adult, it's a defeat.

is a company that donates money to sick children by making healthy children sick.

McDonalds donates money to sick children by making healthy children sick.

is where you can exchange legal tender for chicken tender.

is a restaurant that, as a kid, going to was experienced as a big win. As an adult, it's a loss.