Adam, n.Definitions

Adam is the first man without a bellybutton.

Adam is one who, when he said a good thing, knew nobody had said it before.

Adam is the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law.

Adam is the original author of sin, and ought to have taken out an international copyright on it.

Adam is that which the world started with, just as atom is what it may end with.

Adam is to be thanked for cutting us out of the blessing of idleness and winning for us the curse of labor.

Adam is the original sadomasochist, who having a rib cage wound inflicted upon him to acquire a mate, caused all subsequent generations to self-inflict the wound of marriage

Adam is desirous of the apple only because it was forbidden... had the serpent been forbidden, he would have eaten it.