Alex Jones is Rush Limbaugh on bath salts.
Alex Jones is Sam Kinison on bath salts.
Alex Jones is 4chan in human form.
Alex Jones is a white man version of WorldStarHipHop
Alex Jones is a televangelist in the church of conspiracy theory.
Alex Jones is is a WWE wrestler who threw himself into the Media ring.
Alex Jones sounds like he's continually trying to hold down an alcohol burp.
Alex Jones, all 8 cards.